If I hear ONE more tinder-related thing, I’m going to explode.
Which reminds me… Yesterday I was sitting by a table backed up against the wall, sweating and ready to combust. Some guy called Ted talks to me and I really could care less. I say “ugh, it’s so hot. Like, don’t touch me, I’d actually explode”.
He replies with “that’s what women always say”, wearing a stupid grin on his face.
And that makes me want to vom. Ya nasty!